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    The Australian citizenship test, Should you be deported lol

    Take the test see how you go.

    Now if you here a knock at your door after you fail this test, Don't answer it run out the back door.



    Are you ready for the Australian Citizenship Test?
    Last edited by SlickHolden; 10-03-2007 at 09:53 AM.
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    lol i got #6 wrong, picked independance rather than discovery and was too lazy to change it after #10 made me think twice about it.
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    lol immigration is coming after you..
    I got the high court and the year for Anzac day wrong.
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    I saw some news thing on it the other day, basically a room full of people doing the tests and they had shots of some of the questions being asked. I vaquely remember one being "what duty does every australian citizen have for the country?" and one of the questions related to enlisting in the armed forces to defend the country. That was an instant GTFO moment there...These questions are absolutely pointless. Once they get here and see their first 50c coin they'll see the coat of arms.
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    Yes and knowing a couple of questions doesn't mean you are right for citizenship also.
    Osama would probably get 90% right.. Should have questions like where does collingwood play and what competition do they play in, Is the Sydney harbour bridge in western Australia, What is Australia most famous for A: Vegemite, B: Cheese, C: Clothesline, John howard is A: The priminister B: An TV Actor C: A and B. Which city has the largest population, IF santa was Australian what would he wear on his feet, What does Cheery ripe mean, An Aussie Pie with what on top ?, weird questions that don't get handed over in there hand like whats on a 50 cent.
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    lol i scored 2/10. Pity, I won't be able to come to Australia once I am deported from here.

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    1/10 for me. All I got right was the one about the ship.
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    5/10. I guessed on pretty much every one of them but somehow got 50%, today's my lucky day.

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    I got 3 of them correct. So I guess I should stay in America for the time being.

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    4 and I will also stay in america. I guessed on pretty much every one.
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    I got 2, 3, 4 and 9.

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    I also got 3, I think that's how well a monkey scores if taking a random test.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitalcraft View Post
    I also got 3, I think that's how well a monkey scores if taking a random test.
    Close, I got 7.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledgehammer View Post
    4 and I will also stay in america. I guessed on pretty much every one.
    ditto to me.... i guess that means i am 40% aussie?
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    9/10 stupid australia day, i dont care what its for, just that i get the day off work is fine for me!
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