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Old 02-10-2009, 04:57 PM
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Plastic surgeon solves America's fuel crisis!

Dr. Alan Bittner, a California (where else?) plastic surgeon has been using the fat removed from his liposuction patients to fuel his car.

At last, the answer to America's fuel needs! Since we already have the world's largest supply of fat people, why not put them to good use? We could make ourselves energy independent overnight! And that's only with just the fat bastards living in my town alone!

The next time you see a fat person, remember to thank him/her for being the solution to our energy problem!

Inquiry into US plastic surgeon who 'used fat from clients to run car' - Telegraph


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Old 02-10-2009, 05:01 PM
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:07 PM
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I would have thought an easier way to solve the fuel crisis would be to have these fat people walk, run or cycle it off.

You know, whatever.

Maybe even push their vehicle?
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:37 PM
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Wow. That's like the fat-soap from Fight Club.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:47 PM
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I would have thought an easier way to solve the fuel crisis would be to have these fat people walk, run or cycle it off.

You know, whatever.

Maybe even push their vehicle?
Flintstones cars maybe?
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:10 PM
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The real solution is to stop putting corn syrup in EVERY FOOD PRODUCT IN AMERICA and start using it for ethanol. Solve the fuel and obesity crisis at the same time.
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:24 PM
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The real solution is to stop putting corn syrup in EVERY FOOD PRODUCT IN AMERICA and start using it for ethanol. Solve the fuel and obesity crisis at the same time.
but that would keep the subsidies going. and im very much against those.
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:34 PM
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How is this legal?
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:45 PM
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Hey, instead of being cremated I want the fat sucked out of me and used to power whatever the hottest Ferrari is at the time.

Erm...I'll take a tank of high octane Dino. Woah...what did this guy eat.
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:46 PM
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thats interesting...i dont by corn oil for cooking to keep ethanol prices down. I use the leftover fat from my plastic surgeries to cook with...duh!
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Old 02-10-2009, 08:12 PM
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Dr. Alan Bittner, a California (where else?) plastic surgeon has been using the fat removed from his liposuction patients to fuel his car.

Inquiry into US plastic surgeon who 'used fat from clients to run car' - Telegraph

"It is illegal in the US to use human medical waste to power vehicles."
^^ Where else but in America would there be a law against this .. and why?



Btw: world-record-circumnavigation-power-boat-using-human-fat

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Old 02-10-2009, 08:28 PM
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but that would keep the subsidies going. and im very much against those.
As am I. But if they're going to subsides anyway . . . two bird with one stone and all that.
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Old 02-10-2009, 09:31 PM
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Hey, instead of being cremated I want the fat sucked out of me and used to power whatever the hottest Ferrari is at the time.
This is the best idea anyone has ever had... ever... ever.
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for the best engine performance: Put an American in your tank....
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so what's best, Shell's V-Power or Mcdonald's McBurger?!
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