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    comical names

    what are some funny names you know the person or have heard of them?

    nascar drvier dick tricle
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    If you go to www.switchboard.com and just make up some odd names they come up to be real people. For example there are five harry ass'es in this world

    http://www.switchboard.com/bin/cgiQA...=27&image1.y=2

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    Frank Zappa's daughter is named...get this: Moon Unit Zappa. And Gweneth Palthro's daughter: Apple. What the hell is wrong with these people??
    "NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"

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    didnt jacko name one of his sons "blanket"

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    pondering things

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    Cousin: Wayne King, there's a politician called Wayne Kerr.

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    Theres a guy who races HQ Holdens in Adelaide his name is Wayne King and he's sponsored by U PULL IT motors wreckers.

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    Practice P2 15 Mins Page# 1 Issue# 1
    Scheduled Start 09:25 Start Sat May 21 09:35
    Track Fine and warm Elapsed Time 13:56
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    Pos Car Entrant Driver Vehicle Cap CL Laps Fastest...Lap Gap
    1 27 Up-Pull It Auto Dismantlers Wayne King (SA) HQ Holden 3300 9 5 1:28.5199*
    2 97 Graham Mason Racing Graham Mason (SA) HQ Holden 3300 9 8 1:29.1745 0:00.6546
    3 51 Gavin Porteous Gavin Porteous (SA) HQ Holden 3300 8 4 1:29.4776 0:00.9577
    4 77 Gilbert Motor Bodies Alan McFarlane (SA) HQ Holden 3300 9 8 1:29.5644 0:01.0445
    5 10 VIP Motors Graham Boulter (SA) HQ Holden 3300 8 7 1:30.1665 0:01.6466
    6 54 Australian Finanswers Dean Nicolo (SA) HQ Holden 3300 8 3 1:30.1938 0:01.6739
    7 42 Slix Motorsport Mike Wellington (SA) HQ Holden 3300 3 2 1:30.5919 0:02.0720
    8 22 Brighton Tyrepower Greg Goding (SA) HQ Holden 3300 9 6 1:31.1365 0:02.6166
    9 40 Mark Skinner Mark Skinner (SA) HQ Holden 3300 9 4 1:31.2673 0:02.7474
    10 31 Slix Motorsport Matt Jones (SA) HQ Holden 3300 5 3 1:31.9503 0:03.4304
    11 7 Chad Beers Chad Beers (SA) HQ Holden 3300 9 4 1:32.0667 0:03.5468
    12 14 Sleep Haven Darryl Crouch (SA) HQ Holden 3300 8 6 1:32.2199 0:03.7000
    13 15 Central Towing Service Denny Couprie (SA) HQ Holden 3300 8 6 1:41.8097 0:13.2898
    14 75 True Blue Motorsport Jason Gaskin (SA) HQ Holden 3300 4 3 1:45.7287 0:17.2088
    16 Peter Boehm Peter Boehm (SA) HQ Holden 3300

    Fastest Lap Av.Speed Is 106kph, 130% Of First 1 Is 1:55.0759
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    https://find.intelius.com/search-nam...htype=consumer

    Search for names like David F*ck or John Sh*t.

    I found Bull Sh*t, I donno if it's real though.
    The Ace of All Aces.

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    Hi im new here i used that search and found two people by the name of Bum Chum

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    Well, let's not forget the famous football (English)/ soccer (Yank) player Paul Dickov.

    If we're going fantasy, hows about Fidel Castrato?

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    ip freely
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lupin
    Hi im new here i used that search and found two people by the name of Bum Chum
    Welcome to UCP
    "NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"

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    Hmmm, I found some fella called Sam Carpenter who is an Afro-American athlete. And I am a beach bum, who is white. How about you look YOURSELF up on Google, and see what comes up? I do hope that there is someone called John Smith on here, or Wurtzel Gummidge...

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    what about ima hogg?

    yeha sam, i always knew you were hiding your true identity as a black athelte
    He came dancing across the water
    With his galleons and guns
    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    My friend once read about a guy named Willy Stroker (awful joke made by parents; naming your son Willy when you know that his name will be stroker, that's just sick )
    Write five of your favourite cars in your signature.
    1. Ascari KZ1 2. Maybach Exelero 3. Pininfarina Birdcage
    4. Aston Martin DB9 5. BMW M6
    My ride: '97 Kia Sportage

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    I guess the funniest named person who I actually know is my mate's little bro, John Johnson. God only knows what the parents were thinking!

    Funny names that stick in my head tend to be football related like Gary & Phil Neville's dad Neville Neville, Gary Pallister's dad Alistair Pallister, and Peter Schmeichel's dad Michael Schmeichel!

    Though my personal favourite is probably a lower league player called Andrew Brownsword (think about it )!

    On a more car related theme there is a young up 'n' coming racer called Will Power. Not the funniest, but certainly very apt for a racing driver!
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