World Project

[Misho]

BUT not an issue here as the med isn't deep enough or active enough to create one.

i dont see a direct relation between this project and the med though ?!

[Matra et Alpine]

i dont see a direct relation between this project and the med though ?!

ah that's because you weren't aware of my atrocious geographical knowledge

[egg on face] OOOPS [/egg on face]

Sorry for that brain-fart

[Misho]

lol, so you are human after all !!

or is it possible, that I beat the machine ?!!

[Rockefella]

lol, so you are human after all !!

or is it possible, that I beat the machine ?!!

Matra has 3 rules:
0. Matra is always right.
1. Matra is never wrong.
2. If neither of these rules apply, see #0.

[Matra et Alpine]

Matra has 2 rules:
1. Matra is always right.
2. See Rule #1.

and of course as a Computer Scientist I hav to poitn out that you msised a rule

0. Matra is never wrong.

[Rockefella]

and of course as a Computer Scientist I hav to poitn out that you msised a rule

0. Matra is never wrong.

Delete your post, I'll edit the prior post I made then delete this one.

[spi-ti-tout]

The Beckhams have bought a chunk it seem

Nah-ah, they've got something in The Palm, not The World.
And so have the Owens and Luis Figo

[6'bore]

This is an awsome project, does anybody know who bought the U.K?

[Matra et Alpine]

Delete your post, I'll edit the prior post I made then delete this one.

no,no,no you've not got it

Computer geeks ( aka "scientists" ) ALWAYS start counting from ZERO. :hand-up:

One of my guys once was asked by the dentist to count to ten after being given an anaesthetic. Instead of counting, he asked "Do you want me to start at zero or o........" and was then blissfully unaware of events

[emperor]

Hey Matra?
Do you know why software programmers always use up the whole bottle of shampoo when they take a shower?

[Matra et Alpine]

Hey Matra?
Do you know why software programmers always use up the whole bottle of shampoo when they take a shower?

no, gon on tell me

WHile waiting .....

Programming Languages are Like Cars

Assembler: A formula I race car. Very fast but difficult to drive and maintain.
FORTRAN II: A Model T Ford. Once it was the king of the road.
FORTRAN IV: A Model A Ford.
FORTRAN 77: a six-cylinder Ford Fairlane with standard transmission and no seat belts.
COBOL: A delivery van. It's bulky and ugly but it does the work.
BASIC: A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery. Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch it as soon as you can afford a new one.
PL/I: A Cadillac convertible with automatic transmission, a two-tone paint job, white-wall tires, chrome exhaust pipes, and fuzzy dice hanging in the windshield.
C++: A black Firebird, the all macho car. Comes with optional seatbelt (lint) and optional fuzz buster (escape to assembler).
ALGOL 60: An Austin Mini. Boy that's a small car.
ALGOL 68: An Aston Martin. An impressive car but not just anyone can drive it.
Pascal: A Volkswagon Beetle. It's small but sturdy. Was once popular with intellectual types.
LISP: An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.
PROLOG/LUCID: Prototype concept cars.
FORTH: A go-cart.
LOGO: A kiddie's replica of a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real engine and a working horn.
APL: A double-decker bus. It takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time but it drives only in reverse and is instrumented in Greek.
Ada: An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering, power brakes, and automatic transmission are standard. No other colors or options are available. If it's good enough for generals, it's good enough for you.
Java: All-terrain very slow vehicle.

[emperor]

Sory to have kept you waiting.

Because the instructions on the label says:
1. Take certain amount of shampoo.
2. Rub it in your hair for 3 min.
3. Rince
4. Repeat

[Egg Nog]

Now that would be a disaster in an earthquake. It's all sand! Can you say "liquefaction"

[Rockefella]

Fixed