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    happy canadian thanksgiving

    so a bunch of europeans came to northern north america several centuries ago and started a holiday about how thankful for the helpful natives. then they screwed them over. now europe is one of the most "diplomatic" continents in the world, towards each other, relatively. whatever. but the people who made it across the pond are stuck with this paradoxially inspired holiday.

    my friday getting 11 hours of DEEP sleep the night before, consisted of a powerful protein (natural, no protein shit bs, actual food) rich breakfast. classes until 2 pm, immediately followed 8 hours or so of tennis. the hitting got hard. i get home about 11 and had the largest turkey dinner ever known to mankind, with a large quantity of barley-water. the night was capped off by attending a birthday kegger (excuse to get drunk) mess-fest with some of my main mates and numba 1 ladies. i havnt seen them since school started in september so beligerence (spelling) was through the roof. pure stupidity.

    thankfully, due to the large quantity of b-vitamins i ate during the day, no aftereffects of alcohol was felt. so the next day i replicated my breakfast and proceeded back to tennis courts with a sober hitting partner and went at it for another 5 hours. we talked so much sh*t to each other it. all good though. after getting back, i proceeded to finish the other half of the turkey dinner. again, healthiest dinner ever, TWO DAYS in a row! it was amazing. my diet usually consists of maceroni, potato crisps, and pizza. i capped the night off with a massive blunt with my mates. i like mary jane.

    this morning i am feeling the effects though. extreme constipation, but i solved that problem with sheer determination. however, my buttock and hamstrings have been converted to pure lactic acid. thank god for rich friends though. as i type this, i can only think of two picture that describe how i am doing right now.


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    FULL RELAXATION MODE

    happy thanksgiving canada
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    Your relaxing plans are approved by David El Jefe.

    Happy Thanksgiving fellow Canucks.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    While they're tired and hungover, LET'S INVADE!
    Happy thanksgiving all you beaver lovers, and happy thanksgiving to you cheese-eating surrender monkies, too.

    EDIT: v Leif Ericson Day beats ol' Cristoforo Colombo any day. v
    Last edited by f6fhellcat13; 10-12-2008 at 06:50 PM.
    "Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
    "No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"

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    Happy Thanksgiving Canadians.
    Happy Columbus Day Americans.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by f6fhellcat13 View Post
    While they're tired and hungover, LET'S INVADE!
    Happy thanksgiving all you beaver lovers, and happy thanksgiving to you cheese-eating surrender monkies, too.
    Double meanings ftw.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Please note that Monsieur Feesay is from Quebec, and is therefore not one of the aformentioned "beaver lovers", who come from real Canada.
    "Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
    "No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"

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    happy thanksgiving

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    Quote Originally Posted by f6fhellcat13 View Post
    Please note that Monsieur Feesay is from Quebec, and is therefore not one of the aformentioned "beaver lovers", who come from real Canada.
    But I love beavers...
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Quote Originally Posted by fisetdavid26 View Post
    But I love beavers...
    hehehe
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    "Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
    "No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by f6fhellcat13 View Post
    While they're tired and hungover, LET'S INVADE!
    Happy thanksgiving all you beaver lovers, and happy thanksgiving to you cheese-eating surrender monkies, too.

    EDIT: v Leif Ericson Day beats ol' Cristoforo Colombo any day. v
    We already have!!! lol!!
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