Hahaha. There were some pretty good ones in that list. My favs -

you try to spell as many words linked to honda with your alphabets cereal

You try explaining why vtec is better than a turbo charger

You have to let the passengers know when you're flooring it

I didnt double clutch like i should have

when your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor

you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine
Goodstuff