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  1. 06-22-2009, 11:12 AM #2866
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    ^ thats hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pimento View Post
    Given we are quoting bash today..
    Epic win!
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    i worked in a grocery store for several years through highschool and college. the weirdest set of items i got was a by a couple, around 40-45 or so. they bought a box of condoms, bottle of wine, and a home enema kit. it was hard to not laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcpokey View Post
    i worked in a grocery store for several years through highschool and college. the weirdest set of items i got was a by a couple, around 40-45 or so. they bought a box of condoms, bottle of wine, and a home enema kit. it was hard to not laugh.
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    Imports are for child molestors

    [ame=http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460]Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums[/ame]
    i knew it!
    My theory is that it has to to with the common name of the people who drive one: boy ricers.

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    hilarious thread. forum is fake though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
    i knew it!

    hilarious thread. forum is fake though.
    Wow. Yay for religious people!
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    What tours across a country for weeks at a time to appear flashy in front of large audiences for the sake of self-promotion and money?

    A politician.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CdocZ View Post
    What tours across a country for weeks at a time to appear flashy in front of large audiences for the sake of self-promotion and money?

    A politician.
    that aint' a joke though, it's the definition you get from the dictionary.
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    Damn, you caught me. Oh well :-p
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    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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    No more wanking in the office - Simon Pegg and his co-workers get worked up over a ne...
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    Video that's been around for a while, thought I'd post it.
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    RICER! thats is one heck of an epic win.
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    bash.org again..

    <Malagmyr> This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
    <Malagmyr> "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
    <Malagmyr> "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
    <Malagmyr> Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."
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    FREESTYLE MAGAZINE: MOTORING . FASHION . ART . MUSIC

    LOL
    that is all.
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