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    UCP Nominations (2006) - Jail

    Nominations for the Member most likely to end up in Jail go here.
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    McReis for cutting someone's ear off.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter Melissen
    McReis for cutting someone's ear off.
    his own? Another Van Gogh clone?
    "I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." Douglas Adams

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    Quote Originally Posted by henk4
    his own? Another Van Gogh clone?
    Some serious copyright infringment there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter Melissen
    McReis for cutting someone's ear off.
    Shut up punk! I'm very accurate with my scissors!
    Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McReis
    Shut up punk! I'm very accurate with my scissors!
    hahaha precisely thats why your going to JAIL...
    Miscommunication seems to be a direct result of misplaced, text based sarcasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter Melissen
    McReis for cutting someone's ear off.
    Wow, I just got this joke now, after seeing this post like 3 times.

    +1
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    Wow, I just got this joke now, after seeing this post like 3 times.

    +1
    Please enlighten us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynumfiv
    Please enlighten us.
    I'm an hairdresser for god's sake! I own a Miata.
    The giant guy in charge here, somehow thinks a MR2 is a car that shouts out "testosterone!".
    Last edited by McReis; 11-15-2006 at 03:29 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McReis
    I'm an hairdresser for god's sake! I own a Miata.
    The giant guy in charge here, somehow thinks a MR2 is a car that shouts testosterone.
    Weakling.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    Wow, I just got this joke now, after seeing this post like 3 times.

    +1
    You are too thick.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

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    Clutch Monkey - his judgement can be clouded and he has guns..
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteballz
    Clutch Monkey - his judgement can be clouded and he has guns..
    that last has little to do with my ability to get incarcerated

    i nominate rockefella, because he lives in New Jersey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    i nominate rockefella, because he lives in New Jersey.
    I second that.
    Who killed the Electric Car?
    GO HABS GO!

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    Quiggs for the A4 Convertable stunt.
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