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Queensland police have charged a 21-year-old man for allegedly tattooing a phallic image on the back of his friend.
The man from Bundamba, near Ipswich, faces two charges of assault occasioning bodily harm after he tattooed a 40cm penis and an accompanying distasteful comment on the 25-year-old alleged victim.
Police claim that the pair had an argument before the alleged incident.
He will appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15.
Detective Constable Paul Malcolm from Ipswich Police says the victim was horrified after he realised his mate had altered the tattoo he was expecting to have done.
‘‘The victim wasn’t interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons,’’
‘‘The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, ‘Mate, it’s looking really good.’
‘‘He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.
‘‘When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after’.’’
The victim says he wants to remove the tattoo but will cost him around $2000 to do so.
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