Dr. Alan Bittner, a California (where else?) plastic surgeon has been using the fat removed from his liposuction patients to fuel his car.

At last, the answer to America's fuel needs! Since we already have the world's largest supply of fat people, why not put them to good use? We could make ourselves energy independent overnight! And that's only with just the fat bastards living in my town alone!

The next time you see a fat person, remember to thank him/her for being the solution to our energy problem!

Inquiry into US plastic surgeon who 'used fat from clients to run car' - Telegraph


Cheers,
Madman of the People