John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
I think what we've learned form this thread is that New Jersey is the worst state in the Union.
I mean Ohio and Pennsylvania ain't the worst; Ohio has deadbeat dads on pizza boxes and Pennsylvania has Quiggs.
And Quiggs' Mom. Where is the Q-ster anyways?
Quiggs is obviously working at a pizza shop where he hopes to find his real father.
what he doesnt know is that his father is actualy Marty from Back to the Future who went back in time, got drunk, and did Quiggs's mother. He then told her "I love you", but she somehow heard "Raise my son so that he will someday babble mindlessly about VWs"
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
I could lock this thread so fast you guys wouldn't know what hit ya.
Jersey plates suck. All yellow and crappy. The garden state my ass.
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